other stuff.

sext: stop laughing. it was cold in the bathroom when I took the pic

me: i have to pee
friend: then go pee
me: 
friend: 
me: 
friend: 
me: no

wvnderbar:

this is one of my all time favourite confessions

billcosbeezinthetrap:

Makin’ my way downtown, twerkin’ fast, gangstas pass, and I’m hoodbound.

lanadelerey:

a gymnast walks into a bar

he gets a two-point deduction and ruins his chances for a medal

viarga:

Hell is eating hot wings without a napkin

Friend: how do I find you on tumblr?

Me: you don't.

sighcology:

fullmetalpenis:

nchaffin:

PORTABLE MASTURBATORIUMS (ILLEGITIMATE COLLABORATION WITH MY MOTHER)

mail correspondence, linen, nylon, dowel, elastic

10” x 10” x 12”

2011 - ongoing

okay so this is by far the creepiest thing ever

why would you even

what purpose would this even serve

natalieporkman:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar